Some of my pals who have WWW pages:

• Karen Grunberg, my girlfriend.
• Eric Oehlschlager, who is a FREAK.
• Robert Sedgewick. He's not one of my friends, but I like to smoke his work a lot.
• Adam Glass, another one of my friends who has graduated and his page is also in transit on the Information Superhighway.
• Clark Freifeld, my brother.
• Jim Mulhearn. He has the weirdest links.